"that’s not who riots".
How many of the 165,000 people who have reblogged that post are straight girls, though?
Real talk, one of the (probably many) reasons it took me so long to realize I was a lesbian is because I have always heard straight girls talk like that, the whole “penises are sooooo gross!!!!” thing. So back when penises were still in my life I thought you were SUPPOSED to think they were gross??? Therefore I did not readily spring to the lesbian conclusion. Eventually it at last dawned on me it was possible to have a not-gross sex life simply by being hella gay.
Idk man straight girls don’t make sense to me sometimes.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore stars in BLENDED! BLENDED hits theaters May 23 nationwide!
why would i want to read a john green book i love myself
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”